What do you do to get your laugh on ??????

[Boo]

A friend sent me this, I think it is soooooo funny. I know music is good for the soul, but sometimes you gotta laugh and if you don't find this funny, There's something wrong with YOU. LOL
Let me know what you heard,saw or did to make you get your laugh on.LOL. lol .LOL.

[Edie Antoinette]

I have so many things it ain't funny. I go crazy laughing over real old 'supposed to be scary' movies--like "Attack Of The 50ft Woman" for instance. I hurt myself laughin on this one. The huge paper mache hand hanging off the bed was so fake as to be hilarious! If I ever find this movie in Half Price Books--it's on. But that's one thing I do to laugh.

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman is a 1958 science fiction feature film produced by Bernard Woolner for Allied Artists Pictures. It was directed by Nathan H. Juran (credited as Nathan Hertz) from a screenplay by Mark Hanna, and starred Allison Hayes, William Hudson and Yvette Vickers. The original music score was composed by Ronald Stein. The film was a take on other movies that had also featured size-changing humans, namely The Amazing Colossal Man and The Incredible Shrinking Man, but substituting a woman as the protagonist.

The story concerns the plight of Nancy Archer, a wealthy heiress whose close encounter with an enormous alien being causes her to grow into a giantess. She uses her new size and power to seek revenge against her philandering husband Harry and his mistress, Honey Parker.

The poster for the 1958 original has come under much criticism because the picture of the giant woman in it is not 50 feet tall in proportion. Compared to the size of the cars and people in the poster she appears to be at least 200 feet tall.

[Boo]

I did not see the movie, but I know the gaint lady did some thangs to the husband and his mistress.

[Edie Antoinette]

That's scary....Yvonne needs some serious beatdown.

[Shelley "SoleMann" King]

The first time i saw The Thing With Two Heads was about 20 years ago on VHS, i was buzzing off of Olde English 800 and cracking up....ROFLMBO

The Thing with Two Heads is a 1972 film, starring Rosey Grier and Ray Milland, directed by Lee Frost, and written by Wes Bishop. Frost and Bishop also had parts in the movie. The movie is in the 2004 documentary, The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made.

In the movie, Milland plays Dr. Maxwell Kirshner, a dying, wealthy racist who demands that his head be transplanted onto a healthy body. As his health rapidly deteriorates, there remains only one alternative: graft Kirshner's head onto the body of a black death row inmate, Jack Moss, played by Grier. Things will never be the same for Kirshner.


After not seeing it for about 20 years, i found the DVD at Walmart about a year ago for 5 dollars...ROFLMBO

[Edie Antoinette]

Rosie Grier and Ray Milland know they were innovative. I would love to see how that joint was made...LOL

I remember this one!

[Boo]

Hey, This looks like a good crazy move. I to wonder about the two heads.

[KnightD12]

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread everyday.

It keeps your energy level high, and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

Hesaid, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this sh*t but me."


Here's another chuckle to go with this one ....


The Lone Ranger's Last Request

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger.

In honor of the Festival of the Sun, you will be executed in three days. But before I kill you, I grant you three requests.

What is your first request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful
blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

'You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days.

What is your second request?'

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.

'What is your last request?'

The Lone Ranger responds;

'I'd like to speak to my horse, but this time .... alone.'

The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.


Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says;

'Listen very carefully ...........
for.... the.... last....fu*king time,

I said.....

'BRING POSSE'!!!

[Boo]

You need to stop LOL!!!!. They were both toooo funny